Crazy Questionaire

I found following few questions through SMS, i liked the novelty

• Why do people order a double cheese burger with fench fries or double coated pizza and then a diet coke?
• Why can not women apply maskara on their eyes while keeping the mouth close?
  
• Why is the word ABBREVIATION so log?
• Why do we have to use start menu to shut down the widows?
• Why is there dog food with improved taste, who tasted that?
• When do we press the TV remote buttons harder when batteries are low?

Think!