Presenting your big idea

Most of people may have big ideas but majority is not able to present or get it approved. Recently i came across an article about this with some important, basic and minors point to present and get your idea approved.

Santa applies in medical college

Santa once applied in medical college, lets see his words meanings performance in entrance exam
Antibody - against everyone

• Artery - The study of the paintings
• Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
• Caesarean section - a district in Rome
• Cardiology - advance study of poker playing
• Cat scan - searching for lost kitty
• Chronic - neck of a crow
• Coma - punctuation mark
• Cortisone - area around local court
• Cyst - short for sister
• Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
• Dilate - the late British Princess Diana
• Dislocation - in this place
• Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
• Enema - not a friend
• Fake labour - pretending to work
• Genes - blue denim
• Hernia - she is close by
• Impotent - distinguished/well known
• Labour pain - hurt at work
• Lactose - people without toes
• Lymph - walk unsteadily
• Microbes - small dressing gown
• Obesity - city of Obe
• Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize
• Proteins - in favour of teens
• Pulse - grain
• Pus - small cat
• Red blood count - Dracula
• Secretion - hiding anything
• Tablet - small table
• Ultrasound - radical noise
• Urine - opposite of you're out
• Varicose - very close

The Difference between FOCUSING on PROBLEMS and FOCUSING on SOLUTIONS

Case # 1 : When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens would not work at zero gravity (ink will not flow down to the writing surface).

Solution # 1 : To solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million. They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in practically any surface including crystal and in a temperature range from below freezing to over 300 degrees C.


Solution # 2 : And what did the Russians do...?? They used a pencil.
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Case # 2 : One of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of the empty soapbox, which happened in one of Japan 's biggest cosmetics companies. The company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a soapbox that was empty.

What happens when a Desi returns from Abroad

1. Tries to use Credit Card in road side Hotel.
2. Drinks and carries Mineral Water and always speaks of Health. (proving to be very health conscious).
3. Sprays DEO such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
4. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
5. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
6. Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".

Keeps on going

Arthur, a legendary Wimbledon player was on bed, Dying due to AIDS that he got during a heart surgery. He received letters from his fans
Why does God have to select you for such a disease?
He replied when i was holding the wimbeldon trophy, i never asked God, why me?
So today in this state i will not ask God, why me?

Hapiness keeps you sweet
Trials keep you strong
Sorrow keeps you human
Failure keeps you humble
Success keeps you glowing
But
only God keeps you Going

Work - life balance

Finding work-life balance in today's fast-paced world is no simple task. Too much or too little focus on job directly imbalances your work and personal life, and so stress tags along with its disturbing effects. Experts always emphasize on work-life balance for leading a healthy life. The first step is to identify and accept the modern trends in the pace of work. The second one is to assess your work nature and your commitment towards it, because only then you can work on some strategies for striking a healthier balance. The perception of an ideal work/life balance of every individual is different.

Let us view some questions below:

It is closer than you think

Life is like having a cup of coffee.
You sit by the window,
You lift the cup, take a careless sip
and found no sugar
Too lazy to go for sugar,
You somehow manage with that sugarless cup
On finishing, you discover undissolved sugar crystals
settled at the bottom.

That is how life is...
we do not make any effort to value what is around or within us.
So look around, may be sweetness you are looking for
is closer than you think.

Finance ministry in islamabad

A little boy wanted Rs.500 very badly and prayed for weeks, But nothing happened.
Finally he decided to write a letter to GOD requesting the Rs.500. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to 'God, Pakistan', they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.

The Finance Minister was so amused, that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.200. The Finance Minister thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy, and he did not want to spoil the kid. The little boy was delighted with Rs.200, and decided to write a thanking reply note to God, which reads:
'Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Ministry in Islamabad, and those donkeys deducted Rs.300 as tax's!'