Monday, February 16, 2009

Santa applies in medical college

Santa once applied in medical college, lets see his words meanings performance in entrance exam
Antibody - against everyone

  • Artery - The study of the paintings
  • Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria
  • Caesarean section - a district in Rome
  • Cardiology - advance study of poker playing
  • Cat scan - searching for lost kitty
  • Chronic - neck of a crow
  • Coma - punctuation mark
  • Cortisone - area around local court
  • Cyst - short for sister
  • Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
  • Dilate - the late British Princess Diana
  • Dislocation - in this place
  • Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
  • Enema - not a friend
  • Fake labour - pretending to work
  • Genes - blue denim
  • Hernia - she is close by
  • Impotent - distinguished/well known
  • Labour pain - hurt at work
  • Lactose - people without toes
  • Lymph - walk unsteadily
  • Microbes - small dressing gown
  • Obesity - city of Obe
  • Pacemaker - winner of Nobel peace prize
  • Proteins - in favour of teens
  • Pulse - grain
  • Pus - small cat
  • Red blood count - Dracula
  • Secretion - hiding anything
  • Tablet - small table
  • Ultrasound - radical noise
  • Urine - opposite of you're out
  • Varicose - very close

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