Afghan army general addresses the forces

Although the general looks angry but its very funny. Resembles to a school class where an angry teacher founds no other way but to curse his/her disobedient students.

Why Bill Gates would decide to Sell off Microsoft?

Letter from Banta Singh of Punjab to Mr. Bill Gates of Microsoft

Subject: Problems with my new computer.

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting.

3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Regards,

Banta Singh

Last one to Mr Bill Gates :

Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling WINDOWS??????

You are the one

A mail from a frustrated victim of chain mails

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007, 2008 and 2009 and continuing it in 2010 also.......

Story of a consultant

Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road.

Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt.

The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist-watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd,

Interview with a doctor

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways. Most of doctors prohibit their patients from various type of foods but here is an interesting interview with a doctor, who have different opinion. I hope medical license of such doctor is going to be canceled at any moment

Is it Nughty?

Lion illussion

I got an interesting two snap story mailed by my friend in Kuwait.
Technicians at Shuwaikh (Kuwait) car repair shops were having a normal day at work, when suddenly a nervous looking LION came out of no where...seemingly hungry because of how skinny his body looks



Workers freaked out, jumping over each other, some locking themselves up in cars, some in the offices, and some just ran away...but one brave guy took the picture of this Lion without making a sound....and there was the SHOCK when the Lion turned around...
nobody could believe it



Turns out it's their Pakistani co-worker's dog. He shaved the dog in such a way to look like a Lion.

Intersting observations about kids

It is interesting to observe behavior of kids and also the behavior of others towards kids. Here are some observations that i found in a mail

• You spend the first two years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next sixteen telling them to sit down and shut up.
• Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your own children.
• Mothers of teens now know "why" some animals eat their young.
• Children seldom miss quote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.
  

Kuing kong shuttle

Cat after shower

Mad Math

259 * (ur age) * 39 = ?

Try it and you will be surprised to see the result. Your age will be repeated three times.
As if xy is your age, then you will find it as xyxyxy.

Relax here

US Army

Efficiency and resource enigma

I have found a wonderful show with a description and analysis of stretigies placed for efficiency aquirement.
Please download the file to ponder and enjoy. Download The Ant.pps

What happens when a Desi returns from Abroad

1. Tries to use Credit Card in road side Hotel.
2. Drinks and carries Mineral Water and always speaks of Health. (proving to be very health conscious).
3. Sprays DEO such so that he doesn't need to take bath.
4. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.
5. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
6. Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".

Handing over to Obama

Matrix

It looks that bush is inspired by neo in the sci-fi movie 'The Matrix'.

Letter to bill gates

Dear Mr Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought acomputer for our home and we encountered some problems, which I want to bring toyour notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what thepassword is.

Ages of human civilization