Emotions have foot

اشفاق احمد نے اپنی ایک کتاب میں لکھا ہے کہ
زندگی میں کوئی خوشی، کوئی جذبہ کبی مستقل نہیں ہوتا.
 ان کے بھی پاؤں ہوتے ہیں.
 ہمارا سلوک اور رویہ دیکھ کر کبھی یہ بھاگ کر قریب آ جاتے ہیں،
 اور کبھی آہستہ آہستہ دور چلے جاتے ہیں

Interesting facts about Oct 2010

Oct 2010 has some interesting facts associated with it.

• 5 Fridays
• 5 Saturdays
• 5 Sundays 

October with these qualities is once in 823 years.

A puppet of clay

Yesterday i got small poem through SMS. I find it simple and interesting so decided to blog it.

A puppet of clay

Often, as i look through my old window

Wounder, from where does this wind blow

There must be some one who made trees

And then made them to move to and fro

Often, as i look into the burning sun

I start to think of Him, the greatest one

He is the creator and protector of all

I am the creator and protector of none

He gave me eyes to see His grace

He gave me a tongue just to praise

Today as i think of my bad deeds

All selfish talks and my greeds

My eyes get filled with tears and shame

With pain and sorrow, my heart bleeds

For how long in this world, will i stay?

Surely, i will have to leave one day

With the passage of time, i have realized

I am nothing but a puppet of clay.

Verify Computerized National ID Card (CNIC) by NADRA

NADRA has launched very valuable service for Computerized National ID Card (CNIC) holders. Just send CNIC (without dashes) to 7000. You would get name and father name against that CNIC. This information would cost you about Rs 10 + Tax.

Crazy Questionaire

I found following few questions through SMS, i liked the novelty

• Why do people order a double cheese burger with fench fries or double coated pizza and then a diet coke?
• Why can not women apply maskara on their eyes while keeping the mouth close?
  
• Why is the word ABBREVIATION so log?
• Why do we have to use start menu to shut down the widows?
• Why is there dog food with improved taste, who tasted that?
• When do we press the TV remote buttons harder when batteries are low?

Think!

Interesting facts about Aug 2009

Aug 2009 has some interesting facts associated with it.

• It had 5 Saturdays
• It had 5 Sundays
• It had 5 Mondays
  

August with these qualities comes after about 823 years.

Get registration information about your SIM in Pakistan

Govt of Pakistan is having much emphasis on valid registration of your (Subscriber information Module)SIM. It means that your SIM should be issued on your own name. Due to negligence of customer itself and also on part of franchises, many people do not have SIM registered to their own name. This may lead to trouble.

YOUR CURRENT SIM STATUS

To check that whether the SIM that you are using is registered on your name or not, send SSMS with text MNP in it to 667. A reply SSMS will be received by you with registration information about your SIM. 

ALL SIMS AGAINST YOUR CNIC

To get the number and names of companies whose SIMS are issued on your CNIC, just send your CNIC on 668. Reply SMS would contain the information about number and companies of SIMs that are issued against your CNIC. 

Then What to do?

This facility is for all GSM networks in Pakistan like UFone, Warid, Telenor, Mobilink. Charges deducted for this information will be about Rs. 2 (charges may vary by time to time). In case if you find that some irrelevant SIMs are registered against your CNIC then visit to corporate office of related company and solve the issue. Avoid visiting franchises as they are not able to help in all cases.

Mad Math

259 * (ur age) * 39 = ?

Try it and you will be surprised to see the result. Your age will be repeated three times.
As if xy is your age, then you will find it as xyxyxy.

his last words

In a battle,
a soldier was going to pick his wounded friend from front lines of battle field.
His commander said "It is of no use, your friend must be dead".
But soldier still went and brought back his friend as a dead body.
Seeing the dead body, commander said "i told you it is of no worth, he is dead".
The soldier replied, "No sir, it was really of great worth. When i reached there, my friend saw me, smile and said his last words 'i knew you will come'"

X Letters wrord

The most selfish 1 letter word
"I"
avoid it

The most satisfactory 2 letters word
"We"
user it

The most poisonous 3 letters word
"Ego"
Kill it

Most used 4 letters word
"Love"
Do it

Most pleasing 5 letters word
"Smile"
Keep it

Keeps on going

Arthur, a legendary Wimbledon player was on bed, Dying due to AIDS that he got during a heart surgery. He received letters from his fans
Why does God have to select you for such a disease?
He replied when i was holding the wimbeldon trophy, i never asked God, why me?
So today in this state i will not ask God, why me?

Hapiness keeps you sweet
Trials keep you strong
Sorrow keeps you human
Failure keeps you humble
Success keeps you glowing
But
only God keeps you Going

It is closer than you think

Life is like having a cup of coffee.
You sit by the window,
You lift the cup, take a careless sip
and found no sugar
Too lazy to go for sugar,
You somehow manage with that sugarless cup
On finishing, you discover undissolved sugar crystals
settled at the bottom.

That is how life is...
we do not make any effort to value what is around or within us.
So look around, may be sweetness you are looking for
is closer than you think.

Going binary

There are 10 type of people in the world
Those who understand binary and those who do not

Challenge is here

yesterday some one text me 5 questions and asked me to give answers. I did not get time to think on it, but i decided to share these here so that any one else may think on it.

1. What is the place where sun shined just once till now and will not shine again till the judgment day?
2. Who ate but never drinked?
3. Who told a lie and got paradise.?
4. Who tell truth and got hell?
5. Where does soul (rooh) lie in body of human?

I will appreciate even a single answer by any one.

Preservation

Aik sikh tharmos lai kay picnic par chala gaya, kisi nein poocha
"yeh kiyun laey ho".
Sikh nein kaha
"is mein thandi cheez thandi aur garam cheez garam rehti hai".
"tum is mein kia laey ho" us shakhs nein kaha
sikh nein kaha
4 kulfi aur 2 cup garma garma chaey

Hansi ko apni sun kay

Hansi ko apni sun kay aik bar mein b chonk utha faraz
Yeh mujh mein dard chupanay ka kamal kaisay a gaya

fankar

Is dil e hasti ko us say piyar hai bahut
Magar wo shakhs b fankar hai bahut
Na milein ti milnay ki justaju b nahin karta
Aur milta yun hai jaisay hamara talabgar hai bahut

Difference between hockey and cricket

Question: What is the difference between hockey and cricket?

Answer:
In case of Hockey siome one gets curse in a hour
while
in case of cricket, it may take 8 hours

Opportunity to be rich during Ramazan

Jo shakhs b ramzan mein galyoan aur bazaroan say guzartay huay yeh alfaz kahay ga, wo bahut jald ameer ho jaey ga
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Allah kay naam pay dey dey baba

Appropriate moto song of president Zardari

President Zardari celebrates his victory by singing following song

Bachna aey ghareebo
lo mein a gaya
Corruption ka ashiq
Khazanay ka dushman
Apni ada hai bb say juda
hay hay!